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ROMANCE READERS: We want to hear your sweetest or steamiest real-life romance moment! So, tell us about it Cosmo-style! Two lucky people will win a PAPERBACK copy of my novel, "To Stand with Angels". Cecile is gonna pick a winner, herself, and she's handing out a mystery prize or two...

So step up, Ladies, and start telling us your most romantic moments!

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!!THIS JUST IN!!!!

Cecile has just let me in on her mystery gifts! ONE LUCKY WINNER will take BOTH! WhooHoo!

PRIZE #1: "Montana Legacy" by R.C. Ryan (oh, yeah, a book about my home state! Whoooot!)

PRIZE #2: "Knight of Pleasure" by Margaret Mallory

Please Welcome Cecile!

CJ: Hey, everyone! Thanks for dropping by the CJ blog! It’s great to have you here…and, as many of you know, I’m hosting a new, but absolutely adored, friend, Cecile “Smutty Hussy” from “All I Want and More” Book Review Blog!

CJ: Also with us, is Monika…she’s going to be acting as Moderator, because sometimes, I tend to get out of hand with these crazy interviews and she always seems to bring it all back and keep us on point!

CJ: I made a special playlist just for this show, so let me begin by inviting you hit that music to the left and GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WhoooooHOoooo!

Mod: So I’m gonna dive right into this interview! Okay, Cecile, tell us all about yourself starting with your full name.

Cecile: My name’s “Cecile Smutty Hussy” (yea, just try to Google me ~ haahaa)

Mod: And the occupation in which you are legitimately, or otherwise, gainfully employed? *grins*

Cecile: Hummm, you can call me Madame Smutty Hussy. Does it need to be explained? lol! The one that pays the real bills would be a bookkeeper. Yea, I like Madame Smutty Hussy better too! Wonder if they would let me change my title at day job... humm.. might pick up some clients, lol! **Eeekkk**

CJ: *laughs* Bookkeeper is better than a Burger King “cashier”, which is what I was doing at one point this past winter to keep the $$ coming in! Holy crap talk about emotionally scarring! I don’t think one ever completely learns how to cope with having a hamburger chucked at ya by an angry customer!


Cecile: Hey, there ain't nothing wrong with a Burger King "cashier"... Girl I can work them burgers just fine!!!! *grins*

Mod: I bet you’re a wizard with a spatula, eh Cecile? *winks* Ok, so why did you decide to become a “book reviewer”?

Cecile: Ohhhh gosh... I love spreading the word about authors and their work. I look at it this way: if I can get one person to pick up something I have read based off my review, then I have done my job. First, to the idea of introducing a new author to someone that might not have picked up the book and second, putting the author out there. Even if the book was not my cup of tea, I will still show my review because it might be just what someone else wanted to read. And who am I to deny a book its rights to be read!

CJ: I like your attitude, girl! You’re hired! *giggles* So describe yourself in three words.

Cecile: Girl, are you putting me to work behind that "register"??? Haa, I am killing myself!!!! Okay, three words... that's all I get. Damn, this is worst than twitter, lol.. Okay, if I only have three words, here goes:
Sassy, spunky and sexy as hell. No not really, but I couldn't resist!

Mod: Nice. Especially the “sexy as hell” part, which I believe was your three words. The other’s are just part of the final whole, am I right?

Cecile: Hell YEAH! Now who has the great attitude?

CJ: Alright, girlie what’s your sign?

Cecile: Ohhh... *sly grin crosses Cecile's face* a Scoripo. We rule!!!

CJ: Well, I’m an Aquarius and I’m gonna have to disagree slightly with you on that one. BOTH Scorpio and Aquarius don’t just rule, we R.O.C.K!

Cecile: Okay... okay... I will give... But I have to say that everything they say about Scoripo's holds very true to me.

Mod: Alright! Time for the “Quick Fire Round”. That’s when I ask a question, and you both have answer it with the first thought that comes to mind. Ready?

Cecile: Hot Damn... I would say that I am!

CJ: In the words of some hot cowboy-hunk, “I’s born ready!” Let’s hit it!

Mod: Do you wear contacts or glasses?

Cecile: Neither. Well for one Halloween costume I wore glasses. But I had to take the lens out... Not good to keep them in when drinking, lmbo... I really could not see!

CJ: I wear neither, either. Although, I’m getting sick of squinting to see things that are far away, like the TV and my nightstand clock. Everyone keeps pestering me to go get my eyes checked, but I’m too cheap…once I can’t see the computer screen, then I’ll consider getting glasses.

Mod: Do you color your hair?

Cecile: Yes, I do and very proudly. In fact, what month is it again?...Oh, yeah! This month I am an auburn girl!

CJ: I tend to do the “dye job” once a year. Always different just for the heck of it...then I spend the rest of the year growing it out of my hair. *YIKES*

Mod: How often do you wear makeup?

Cecile: Try not to wear it often; but for work purposes (so I do not scare the clients) everyday.

CJ: I’m a total user…couldn’t live without mascara and lip gloss! Unless it’s summer, in which case I let my tan just shine on through!

Cecile: I agree with you on the mascara and lip gloss. But I just hate going through the process...

CJ: I hate the process, too...however, the end result is always nice when I take the time.

Mod: What is your favorite thing to wear?

Cecile: Victoria Secret Pink Panties & Very Sexy Bras!!! Okay okay, TMI. But you asked and they are my weaknesses!!!! And my fetishes!!! (Just don't ask me to tell you how many I have.... they out rank the shoes!)

CJ: Good Lord...a kindred soul! If I was stranded on an island and had to choose between taking my VS and my clothes, I’m taking the bras and panties every frickin’ time, baby! Hallelujah!

Cecile: Another VS girl!!!! Oh man... I could not agree with you more!!!!! Cute, sexy, hot, skimpy, ruffles, any colors.... JUST.GIVE.THEM.TO.ME!

CJ: WhooHooo! Preach it, sister!

Mod: You two are crazy! *laughs* How many pairs of shoes do you each own?

Cecile: Oh gosh really, do I have to count?!?! Okay okay, over 30. That is like asking me my age.... You should not do that!! *Giggles*

CJ: Heehee! Love it! Let’s put it this way…if you were to ask me right now to give the exact number of my weight or my shoe count, the weight number is going to be more accurate, for sure! Shoes are a necessity for life; many pairs of shoes are a requirement for womanhood…that and chocolate, I think.

Cecile: Are you promising me chocolate.... *big cheesy grin*

CJ: Surely! You want some of my Dove bar? *snaps off a piece and hands it to Cecile*

Mod: *clears throat* Let’s stay focused, ladies. I know chocolate is exciting, but we have an interview and a time limit. Favorite way to do your hair?

Cecile: Hummm.. let me count the ways, lmbo! Work - I wear the famous Librarian Bun or Ponytail. Then when I want to be sassy and sexy, I actually curl my hair... And yeah.. it is sexy! LMBO!!! I laugh because I just learned how to work the curling iron and my hair together last year... Yeah, I am not talented in that field... But now.. I am ! *beams proudly*

CJ: Too, too cute. I have a love-hate relationship with curling irons, and I do use one from time to time (ok, more like every other day)….I’m a ponytail or bunn-ish looking thing for work, or else long and curled. When I don’t have time to style it, long and windblown is my best bet everytime..

Mod: Do either of you wear jewelry?

Cecile: Hardly. I am not a bling kinda girl.

CJ: I do bling only on special occasions…the rest of the time it’s just my tiny celtic cross necklace and wedding ring.

Mod: What’s your favorite Book?

Cecile: Let's see ~ I cannot say just one, so I offer you these: Sweet Caroline by Lissa Matthews. The Vampire Queen's Servant by Joey W Hill. Tortured by Amanda McIntyre. Sanctuary by Cassidy Hunter.

CJ: Nice!! Mine’s Stephen King’s “The Stand”…although pretty much everyone visiting today probably already knows that from the one-hundred-and-one interviews I’ve pestered them to read!

Mod: So who’s your favorite author then?

Cecile: See above - and if you are brave enough look in my closet, then you will see--I keep the authors stashed in there...

CJ: Really? No fair!

Cecile: No silly.. my books are stashed there for now ~ till I get a bookcase! And you thought I kept the authors there... now if we could keep the cover models.. then hell yeah, I would have hubs kinda worried.. lmbo!!!

CJ: If you can figure out a way to bring those hot male cover pics to life and then stash them, I’m moving in with you, sista! HELL yeah!

Cecile: Believe me, I am working on it!!!!! As soon as I have my formula complete... I will let you know!


CJ: Tiiiight! And…you do that, C!

Mod: Ok, you girls are just having too much fun with these questions. *giggles* How about a harder one. Do you have a favorite TV show?

Cecile: CSI (all of them) and Criminal Minds

CJ: Ok, this is probably highly obvious to anyone who’s looked at my background for five seconds, I love “Lost”(Josh Holloway can visit my “island” any time he wants)!!! Second favorite is a toss-up between “Angel” and “Supernatural”. What can I say, paranormal story-lines featuring hot male leads? SWEETNESS!

Mod: Favorite actor?

Cecile: Any one that I can label Sex on a Stick!!!

CJ: Gerard Butler

Mod: Got a favorite actor over 50?

Cecile: Sean Connery

CJ: Is Gerard Butler fifty yet? Hell, I don’t care, I’ll pick him!

Cecile: Hey wait....... No, you can not have Gerard Butler!!!!!!! *Pouts*

CJ: Ok, C… calm down! I’ll share him with you. Besides, I’ve heard he likes making out with random women, so he should jump at the chance to lock lips with two hot brunettes like us, right? *elbows Cecile and winks*

Mod: *rolls eyes and shakes head* Who’s your favorite actress?

Cecile: Now my favorite actress is Julia Roberts, hands down!

CJ: I’m gonna have to second that....although, there's also Kate Beckinsdale...I love her!

Mod: Who is your favorite reality TV star?

Cecile: I do not watch these shows (although a friend of mine thinks she is getting me to watch Big Brother with her this summer, lol)

CJ: I’m addicted to “Real Housewives”, although it’s generally because all the women annoy me so badly that I can’t help but watch...kinda like witnessing a car crash in slow-mo…but if I had to choose, I’d say my favorite “car wreck” has got to be a toss up between Kelly Killoren Bensimon (RH of NCY) a.k.a. "Meltdown Psycho Freak" and Vicki Gunvalson (RH of the OC) a.k.a "The Control Freak of OC). That’s two craaazaaa bitches, right there!

Mod: So I’m guessing you don’t have a favorite reality TV show, Cecile? And you do right, CJ?”

Cecile: Nope, girl, see above... Yeah, I am not a tv junkie.

CJ: Yep, see above for me too, Mo…

Mod: Alrighty then...moving on! What’s your favorite animal?

Cecile: White Tiger.

CJ: Friesian stallions.

Mod: Shampoo brand?

Cecile: Anything that will keep the color in my hair, lol!!! Although if those Herbal Essense commericals really did happen, I would be buying that crap in bulk!!!! With the covers models that I stash in the closet.

CJ: I got this cool stuff at Target. It’s called “Yes To Carrots” and it’s made of all organic veggies. My hair is gorgeous and shiny! I love it!

Mod: Toothpaste?

Cecile: Crest 3D! I want my teeth to be pretty white... I love to smile!

CJ: Me too! Awesomeness!

Mod: Where are you most likely to be seen buying clothes?

Cecile: I guess I should say wherever my daughter allows me to buy... She picks out my clothes. (I hate having to take a loan out to shop for clothes - so I tend to shop at the outlet stores) Now I do not mind taking out a second mortgage for Victoria Secret any day!!

CJ: Amen on the VS! I tend to shop anywhere there’s a sale. I’m a total cheap skate when it comes to shopping, if it’s not on a sale rack, it ain’t coming home with me! Unless it’s shoes…yes, shoes or VS, everything ELSE has to be on a sale rack.

Mod: Where’s your favorite place to get ice cream?

Cecile: Not an ice cream fan, but if I had to say... there is a little shop called Chubby's. Yeah, see why I am not an ice cream fan, like really. Do I want to eat at a place, where I am chugging away a dessert I should not be having in a place called Chubby's. *shakes head* They could at least call it something slenderizing, lol!

CJ: OH CRAP! I saw that “Chubby’s” story going somewhere totally different, but you didn’t even take it there! Nice restraint job there, Smutty C! Again I say, you ROCK!

Mod: CJ, can you pull your mind out of the gutter for six seconds? *turns to Cecile* What car would you love to buy if you could afford it?

Cecile: Oh are you kidding me... I want a Audi R8 Spyder (for your viewing pleasure)!

CJ: Damn! Nice, nice, nice. Me likey! I’d probably pick either a Dodge Viper, or the new Chevy Camaro…both are tight.

Cecile: Yea, me likiee too... except for the price tag!

Interview of Random Questions:

Moderator: Ok, since Cecile is the real guest today, these questions are only for her. CJ, that’s means no talking out of you, girl!

Mod: Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?

Cecile: *Looks at CJ to see if she will do what is being told and laughs*
OH gosh.. I never had one! *pouts* Can I make one up?

Mod: Have you ever made out in a movie theater?

Cecile: Doesn't everyone at some point in their life do that... *looks around* Okay, just me, then... sure I see no one wants to admit it.

*CJ: “Hell, yeah!! I’ve done that once too!!”*

*Cecile reaches over to high five CJ*

Mod: CJ, please keep your loud opinions to yourself! Seriously, girl! *turns to Cecile again* What's the strangest talent you have, Cecile?

Cecile: Do we really have to get into that here... lmbo... If you must know... Let's just say that it is very... ummm... enjoyable, lol.

*Loud cheering and clapping from CJ*

Mod: Sorry for the loud background noise, folks. CJ is cheering and whooping it up, regardless of the numerous dirty looks and elbow jabs I’m giving her!

Mod: Cecile, have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be?

Cecile: *Looks at CJ...and tries to stop snickering* Do my dreams count? *Moderator shakes her head and tries not to start laughing* They don't?? Well, then nope. =( Part two of the question... Hell Yes!!=)

Mod: Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?

Cecile: Yeah.... ME! Seriously, my passion for them.

Mod: What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?

Cecile: Oh gosh... now really?? *Looks at CJ* CJ, are you writing a story?.... *CJ shakes her head innocently* Okay.. okay... While I was driving...Wait! Can I admit that here???

*Loud laughter from CJ*

Mod: *trying hard to control her laughter* For the last time! CJ, shut-up! Ok, Cecile, name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.

Cecile: Oh wow. Walk around naked *blushes* What?? I like doing that when alone! LMBO!

*CJ: “Whooooooooohooo! YEAH, girl!”*

Mod: *off-mic* Would someone please escort Ms. Gabriel out of here? We’re trying to conduct a serious interview here and she’s just turning it into chaos! Thank you!

Mod: *back on mic* Sorry for the interruption, people. We’re back with Cecile now.

Mod: So Cecile, how many drinks does it take before you get drunk?

Cecile: Ohhh now this is a question... Try a lot... I am very good at holding my alcohol. I will run you broke before we find out that answer, lol!

Mod: Do you have any strange phobias?

Cecile: Yeah... I have to have things straight, clean and organized. OCD kicks in ~ it is a must.

Mod: Alright, Cecile, one final question. Do you want to bring sexy back?

Cecile: Hell Yeah... I am Sexy!!!!!! (((roflmbo!!!!!))) Now where is CJ!!!! It is drink time!!!

*CJ: (Heard faintly pounding on the studio door) Hey, I heard that! You just said you wanted to bring me back! *the door bursts open* Alright! Sexy’s back. Now let’s have a drink, girlies!

FINAL CREDITS:

Thank you, Cecile for visiting with us today! This "show" would not have been half what it is without you! You can visit Cecile and her faboulous blog here: ALL I WANT AND MORE!

And a special thanks to all our awesome guests.

TO BOTH AUTHORS AND WRITERS: Read the first two posts on this page to find out how you can win fabulous prizes by posting and commenting away on my blog today!

CHEERS TO ALL YOU SEXY, CRAZY GIRLS (GUYS) OUT THERE! KEEP READING OR WRITING, BECAUSE WE ALL NEED WORDS IN OUR LIVES IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!

Be sure to check out past authors that I've hosted here on the blog, and have a read or two from exerpts of my novel "To Stand with Angels".

Thanks again, people! It's been an absolute pleasure!

xoxoxo;

CJ